bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via oknope)

toastedtoffee:

How true, wisdom from a 5 year old

(via joshpeck)

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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adinakae:

THIS
THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF OF THE YEAR
adinakae:

THIS
THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF OF THE YEAR
adinakae:

THIS
THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF OF THE YEAR
adinakae:

THIS
THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF OF THE YEAR

adinakae:

THIS

THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF OF THE YEAR

(via wingscanspeak)

shoulderkeyroyalty:

legolas-the-house-elf:

fuks:

holy f

IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT

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